Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
Ahh yes. I’m on vacation this upcoming week, I might try to pump out more than one of these, it depends on how masochistic I feel I guess. Anyhow, Sharknado
Category: Bad Movie Reviews
Sharknado 2: The Second OneSharknado 2: The Second One
It’s Memorial Day Weekend! A time for remembrance of those who have died for the freedoms we take for granted everyday.. and I can’t think of a better way to
SharknadoSharknado
Arguably this is The Asylum’s most well known movie, the plot is simple enough and you are going to be able to pick it up right away I don’t think
ThankskillingThankskilling
It’s mother’s day, and what better way to celebrate than with a Thanksgiving Day themed horror movie? This movie promises “Boobs in the first second” one of the things I’m
Toxic AvengerToxic Avenger
The Toxic Avenger is a classic from the 80’s, I remember renting it several times as a kid. We start off with a warning about the violence in the movie
Ice PiratesIce Pirates
In the 1980’s on stolen cable premium channels I got to watch this movie *many* times. It’s like a weird adult space comedy. This movie is a symptom of what
2 Headed Shark Attack2 Headed Shark Attack
We open to some dudebros and ladydudebros waterskiing Whilst the lady dudebros do the skiing, the dudebros are yelling and taking some photos. Suddenly… a massive 2-headed Shark eats both
Avalanche SharksAvalanche Sharks
On March 20th the kids an I watched this movie and capped screens to review it on Facebook.. and that’s going to end up as a lost thread so I’m
Return To Blood Fart LakeReturn To Blood Fart Lake
On Prime it mentions this was made in 2021 but that’s false, the movie was made in 2012. Ok we start our pre-credits adventure with Ben from the first movie..
Terror At Blood Fart LakeTerror At Blood Fart Lake
It’s finally time for Terror at Blood Fart Lake.I don’t know what to expect but if there are no blood farts I may be disappointed. I will mosaic out gore..